Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Best Weekend Ever




It’s 5:55 AM.


I’m sad because it’s now Wednesday Morning, Ashley just left, Lorraine’s already gone, and

The Best Weekend Ever is almost over.


Oh well :/


It’s 5:56.


I’m gonna go crawl into the Crib and see if I can find myself a spot.


~~~~

I didn’t want to wake anybody up.

No Crib.


Time to hit the road!


~~~~

8:22 PM


The journey was incredible.


I love all of you so much.

Like my family.


Happy Thanksgiving!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Fuck Do I Know Anyway?




Ahh, FUCK IT!


The fuck do I know anyway, right?


I hereby Rescind, Revoke and Retract (“It’s The Three Rs, baby”) all statements I have ever published on the internet about anyone or anything. [Editor’s Note: 4D (pronounced Ford) has also gone COMPLETELY sober to commemorate the occasion.]


Especially those comments made on SOHH and ThisIs50.com about famous people I’ve never even met -- let alone truly know a damn thing about.


I mean seriously.


The FUCK do I know, anyway?


P.S. John Busbee and Fake-Ass-So-Called-Circe-Berman do NOT get a pass. They are excluded from my retractions on the grounds that one is a fake person, and the other is pretending to be a character from a Kurt Vonnegut novel.


No, for real. John Busbee is NOT a real person. He’s actually my favorite fictional character.


Extra Special Shout Out 2 anyone else I’ve ever offended with something I wrote about them. This one’s for you!


You need haters. What the fuck are you complaining about? What the fuck do you think a hater's job is? To hate. If you have someone hating on you right now, you better think of how to get five more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger.” -Katt Williams (roughly paraphrased)

Friday, November 20, 2009

Fuck That Fake-Ass 'Circe Berman'! Sam Bassett Forever!!




QUOTE: """"Could hack Bassett be the next Rabo Karabekian? Mmmkay.""""

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/10/masking-tape-art-with-one-vehement-critic/#comment-561469


Response:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/10/masking-tape-art-with-one-vehement-critic/?apage=3#comment-567953 [UPDATE: Times keeps taking down my comments. This is the original unedited]


Clearly, Sam went way over your head.


The only thing hackneyed here is your irrelevant, baseless 'contribution' to this discussion, draped in a 'subtle' and 'clever' literary allusion like it's the fucking American Flag.


How is Sam a 'hack'?

How is Sam's work even 'hack'-like?


You're the only one spewing dull, unoriginal phlegm here, 'Circe Berman'.


If you're gonna accuse somebody of being a 'hack', back that shit up and use your real name.


Or stay home and keep to yourself if you don't feel like doing shit, you lazy arrogant pile of shit.


At least cite some examples.


It's easy. Watch.


For instance, you chose the name Circe Berman.


Circe Berman?


Please.


What could be more dull, unoriginal, and REPETITIVE than pulling your fake name from a Kurt Vonnegut character?


I don't care how fucking dope you think your reference to Bluebeard is.


The moment you get in line as self-fellating-mother-fucker-#1987 to 'borrow' that pen name, you've already defeated your own purpose.


How are you gonna plop that shit out, then spin around and have the nerve to call someone else a hack?


You're a walking contradiction, Polly Madison.


Kill yourself.


Sam Bassett Forever.

HowlAtMe.com

Ford4D.com

Thursday, November 19, 2009

New Front Page For HowlAtMe.com

[NOTE: Blogger Version Of Above Image Has Washed Out Colors]

So yeah....


I feel like it was probably a poor choice to tell some very lovely people I had just met to check out Ford4D.com & 4DFoundation.com while I had a blog entry up about how I was “Going A Lil Bit Crazy”.


Hyperbole at its finest.


So I wanted to take this opportunity to throw a Extra Special “I’m even worse at spelling names than remembering them” Shout Out 2 Rachel (Rachael?), John (Jon?), Laura (Lore-Ah?), Eric (Airick?), Georgia (GA?), Amy (Atreyu?) & Richard (‘Don’t call me Rich’).


In no particular order.


So I re-designed the Front Page for HowlAtMe.com around this new image which I may choose as the definitive icon for WolfCast.


I say may because I’ve grown rather fond of it as a Front Page / Splash Page image.


In honor of the occasion:


Current Front Page

Previous Front Page

Previous Front Page (OG Edition)


As you can see, the Current Front Page appropriates the text objects and images from the two Previous Editions.


Shit, by the time you read this, I may have already given the type a complete overhaul.


Compare with included image above if necessary.


And please: Leave me some feedback!


TheRealFord4D AAAATTTT gmail DDOTT com


Peace!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Going A Lil Bit Crazy



So yeah, just a lil bit.


I’m debating with myself whether or not I should post Going Crazy parts 1 and 2.


They’re just a little bit more than nuts.


Btw, if you’re reading this from 4DBlog, go check out 4DFoundation.com, or if you’re already here check out www.Ford4D.com and read 4DBlog.