Ahh, FUCK IT!
The fuck do I know anyway, right?
I hereby Rescind, Revoke and Retract (“It’s The Three Rs, baby”) all statements I have ever published on the internet about anyone or anything. [Editor’s Note: 4D (pronounced Ford) has also gone COMPLETELY sober to commemorate the occasion.]
Especially those comments made on SOHH and ThisIs50.com about famous people I’ve never even met -- let alone truly know a damn thing about.
I mean seriously.
The FUCK do I know, anyway?
P.S. John Busbee and Fake-Ass-So-Called-Circe-Berman do NOT get a pass. They are excluded from my retractions on the grounds that one is a fake person, and the other is pretending to be a character from a Kurt Vonnegut novel.
No, for real. John Busbee is NOT a real person. He’s actually my favorite fictional character.
Extra Special Shout Out 2 anyone else I’ve ever offended with something I wrote about them. This one’s for you!
“You need haters. What the fuck are you complaining about? What the fuck do you think a hater's job is? To hate. If you have someone hating on you right now, you better think of how to get five more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger.” -Katt Williams (roughly paraphrased)
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